I've got the Dungeon Master's Guide

I've got a 12-sided die

I've got Kitty Pryde

and Nightcrawler too

Waiting there for me

Yes I do, I do

I've got my favorite rock group Kiss

I've got Ace Frehley

I've got Peter Criss

Waiting there for me

Yes I do, I do

In the garage

I feel safe

No one cares about my ways

In the garage

Where I belong

No one hears me sing this song

In the garage

I've got an electric guitar

I play my stupid song

I write these stupid words

and I love every one

Waiting there for me

Yes I do, I do