Urban culture's pretty dumb

Suburban culture's pretty dumb

That feeling of incomprehension that you may feel

Is there a reason yeah

So love it or leave it

I do both all the time

It's so hard to bear and it's sad to be witnessing

De-evolution, yeah

I'm not too proud of anything

So stop your nationalistic tendencies Oh Yeah!

OK now here's a plan

Show junior more love

Maybe he won't grow up to be a big thug

And kill me for my car, yeah

Make them realize

How awful it can be

When one day you find that your life is resembling

A made for TV movie, yeah

I'm not too proud of anything

So stop this behavioural profile

Of killing others

It's not that hard to be a jerk

It's not that hard to be so lame

When you're an asshole