Cristmas celebration

And all around the nation

Won't you stay with me tonight

Cause I'm running out of fight

And the pagentry is such a bore

Carolers are singing

Registers Ka-chinging

And the presents are in place

But I'd rather eat some mace

Cause the eggnog always makes me sick

You know how the story goes you've seen it all before

That man is so obese that he can't get out the door

Christmas to perfection

I'm begging for some action

And the ringing in my ears

Is the sound of Christmas cheer

And they've knocked me screaming overboard

You know how the story goes you've seen it all before

That man is so obese that he can't get out the door

You know how the story goes you've seen it all before

That man is so obese that he can't get out the door

Christmas celebration

And all around the nation

Won't you stay with me tonight

Cause I'm running out of fight

And the pagentry is such a bore

The pagentry is such a bore

The pagentry is such a bore

The pagentry is such a bore, yeah

The pagentry is such a bore, yeah