When you've had your fun, and your work is done,

You must not succumb.

I can feel you breathe. It's like a mega-weedge inside.

Please don't hide.

So mom, if you please, pass me the pork roll egg and cheese, if you please,

On a kaiser bun.

Mom, if you please, pass me the pork roll egg and cheese, if you please,

On a kaiser bun.

When the guava's drained, Eddie Dingle remains.

But we must further ourselves on.

So dynamic is life, staring into the sight's

Not right, but wrong in a good way.

So mom, if you please, pass me the pork roll egg and cheese, if you please,

On a kaiser bun.

Mom, if you please, pass me the pork roll egg and cheese, if you please,

On a kaiser bun.

When you've had your fun, and your work is done,

You must not succumb.

I can feel you breathe. It's like a mega-weedge inside.

Please don't hide.

So mom, if you please, pass me the pork roll egg and cheese, if you please,

On a kaiser bun.

Mom, if you please, pass me the pork roll egg and cheese, if you please,

On a kaiser bun.

Mom, if you please, pass me the pork roll egg and cheese, if you please,

Kaiser bun. Pork roll egg and cheese.