[Intro]

There's an intruder

In my house

He cut my phone line (911, emer–)

Can't dial out (Shit!)

I scream for police

But I doubt

They're gonna hear me (*gun cock*)

When I shout (*gunshot*)

[Verse 1]

A couple of cocktails'll send me to jail

There's a couple of cops hot on my trail

But this time, when I get pulled over

There's a Doberman Pinscher and a pit bull in the seat

Tese pigs'll get bit foolin' with me

Quit foolin' with me, bitch, you're gonna see

No pistol in the seat

Why it always gotta be an issue when you're me

In which you're gonna see in the long run

I'ma be the wrong one you wanna harass with this limo-tinted glass

Flashin' that flashlight on my ass

Where was you at last night when them assholes ran up on my grass?

Rapper-slash-actor, kiss the crack of my cracker-slash-ass

They took away my right to bear arms

What, I'm 'posed to fight with bare palms?

Yeah, right! They comin' with bombs

I'm comin' with flare guns, we as Americans

[Chorus]

We as Americans, us as a citizen

Gotta protect ourselves, look at how shit has been

We better check ourselves, livin' up in these streets

Through worse and through better health, survivin' by any means

We as Americans, us as a citizen

We as Samaritans—what did we get us in?

We better check ourselves, look at how shit has been

Take a look where you live

This is America, and we are Americans

[Verse 2]

I make beaucoup bucks, wearin' beaucoup vests

Drama hangin' over my head like a voodoo hex

I could've been next to fly over the cuckoo's nest

With you-know-who, with an S tattooed to my chest

But I've finessed it, now I got the industry pissy

Ever since me and Dre split it fifty-fifty on 50, it's funny

We got a buzz spreadin' quicker than makin' paper airplanes out of a twenty

Fuck money! I don't rap for dead presidents

I'd rather see the President ****

It's never been said, but I set precedents amd the standards, and they can't stand it

My name shoulda been "Bastard"

The shit shoulda been plastered on my forehead with a stamp

I should've been blasted

I should've been had a cap put in my ass

But I'm too swift and fast for that, I'm past it

I'm too old to go and cruise Gratiot—fuck that shit!

I done seen how fast this rap shit

Can turn into some pap-pap shit, that quick, snap click

But this time, they got the fuckin' automatic

Ain't no one gon' test this man—clack, click (*gunshot*)

[Chorus]

We as Americans, us as a citizen

Gotta protect ourselves, look at how shit has been

We better check ourselves, livin' up in these streets

Through worse and through better health, survivin' by any means

We as Americans, us as a citizen

We are Samaritans, what do we get us in?

We better check ourselves, look at how shit has been

Take a look where you live

This is America, and we are Americans

[Verse 3]

(Shht!) I got a secret if you can keep it between us

I tuck two ninas under my jeans, either side of my penis

Under my long johns, under my Sean Johns

One run-in with the long arm of the law, I'm long gone

I'ma do five years—no less than that, no questions asked

So it might be a good idea that I stop right here

And quit while I'm ahead, already in the red

Already got a steady infrared meant for my head

A target on my back, bigger problems than that

Bin Laden on my ass, he prolly gon' send a task

I ain't gon' even ask, they ain't gon' let me pack

They ain't gon' give me my semi, but I got my weed back

[Chorus]

We as Americans, us as a citizen

Gotta protect ourselves, look at how shit has been

We better check ourselves, livin' up in these streets

Through worse and through better health, survivin' by any means

We as Americans, us as a citizen

We are Samaritans, what do we get us in?

We better check ourselves, look at how shit has been

Take a look where you live

This is America, and we are Americans