I like you better when you′re high

'Cause when you′re high, you never make me cry

I like you better when you smoke'Cause when you smoke, you laugh at all my jokes

I like you better when you're stoned

′Cause when you′re stoned, you never bitch and moan

There's just so many reasons why

I like you better when you′re high

I'm also glad it′s legalized

I got that good shit in my pocket

Woke up, took a trip to the market

Where they jar it and ziploc it

Had to stop at the gas station as I walked along my way

To pick up my chick some chocolate

You know Ferrero Rocher?

No surprise soon as I arrive

She greets me with them pretty eyes and thighs

I said, "Hi", she replies, "Are you high?"

"Yes, how'd ya guess? Do I look a mess?"

She said, "I saw through the peephole

With that pre-roll, chico", she know

My demeanor is calmer

When I smoke as much as I wanna

I ain′t never got no worries

I ain't really ever got no drama

I'm a perfect gentleman as I enter into her abode

Ready for whatever unfolds

I like you better when you′re high

′Cause when you're high, you never make me cry

I like you better when you smoke

′Cause when you smoke, you laugh at all my jokes

I like you better when you're stoned

′Cause when you're stoned, you never bitch and moan

There′s just so many reasons why

I like you better when you're high

Hanging out at your house

With an ounce in my pouch

Fuck yo couch, fuck yo couch

We be fuckin' on your couch

When you bounce like you bounce

I can see you as my spouse

Girl, you sound like Minnie Mouse

With your little shrilly shouts

I′m in heaven at your casa, king like Mufasa

Before I got to say hasta la vista

We feast on some pasta

Lotsa women that I been with don′t approve of my ways

But you different and I think it's amazing

You dig me when I fly (fly)

I′ll meet you in the sky (meet you in the sky)

We starin' eye to eye (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

There′s no now or never

If I'm ever there with you

I like you better when you′re high

'Cause when you're high, you never make me cry

I like you better when you smoke

′Cause when you smoke, you laugh at all my jokes

I like you better when you′re stoned

'Cause when you′re stoned, you never bitch and moan

There's just so many reasons why

I like you better when you′re high