"This isn't the stuff we normally do for you guys that are buying this. This is what happens when you consume massive amounts of drugs and alcohol"

My mother was a douche bag

My sister was a douche bag

I guess that makes me one too

I got the douche bag blues

I got the douche bag blues

I got the douche bag blues

Lord I just don't know what to do

I sold dynamite to the Arabs

Bullets to the Jews

Whiskey to the Indians

And I'll get you too

I got the douche bag blues

I got the douche bag blues

I got the douche bag blues

Lord I just don't know what to do

Vinegar and water

The drink that I choose

I gotta tell ya brother

Tastes like pussy juice

Time flies when you're in a coma...