Well I say, Well I say one thing

And then it ends up another

And I can't be bothered

Cos today, well it could be the first

But then it could be the worst

Cos I heard my parents fuck

And I said "yeah yeah yeah yeah"

Bet you don't know what your parents do (whoa oh)

Yeah yeah yeah yeah

Everyone knows that their parents screw (oh oh)

Late one night

Woke up to get some water

But I heard my parents

Trying for another daughter

I didn't think

My dad could still get it up

But from the noises they were making

Someone was sure getting fucked

And I said "yeah yeah yeah yeah"

Bet you don't know what your parents do (whoa oh)

Yeah yeah yeah yeah

Everyone knows that their parents screw (oh oh)

I guess the proper time has come to say

I am very proud of you son

Yeah yeah yeah

What's wrong with you?

Yeah yeah yeah

It's nothing new

Yeah yeah yeah

Gran likes it too

Yeah yeah yeah

When I'm that old I'm gonna do it too

When I was watching the telly

I looked up at dad's shelf

And saw some KY jelly

Well the thoughts

Well they weren't a lot of fun

When you get the funny feeling

Mummy takes it up the bum

And I said "yeah yeah yeah yeah"

Bet you don't know what your parents do (whoa oh)

Yeah yeah yeah yeah

Everyone knows that their parents screw (oh oh)

Well I guess

It's cos of them i'm here

But before I go on

I should make one thing clear

How could they

Ever put me through this?

Cos seeing your parents fucking

Is worse than drinking piss

And I said "yeah yeah yeah yeah"

Bet you don't know what your parents do (oh oh)

Yeah yeah yeah yeah

Everyone knows that their parents screw (oh oh)

Yeah yeah yeah yeah

Bet you don't know what your parents do (oh oh)

Yeah yeah yeah yeah

Everyone knows that their parents sc