She's all crazy and shit

She shows off her tits

She's just a corn-fed white-bred chick

Born in the right zip code

She comes with a gold card

She'll never have to pay for it

What would she do without you?

What would she do without you?

What would she do?

He's not afraid of the future

He's hot off the platter

He's been handed a blank check

Phi beta date rape ya

He's brung an agenda

And he's got a place to put it

What would he do without you?

What would he do without you?

What would he do?

Is this the best that you can get?

Is this the best that you can get?

(the best that you can get, the best that you can get)

Is this the best that you can get?

(the best that you can get)

What did you expect?

I'm not afraid of the ocean, afraid of devotion

I've got the balls to prove it

What would I do without you

What would I do without you

What would I do without you

what would I do

what would I do

what would I do

what would I do without you

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