My enemies told me

That I look like J. R. Ewing

But I have no money

My plans come to nothing

Still I have a black crocodile

With green eyes and a big-big smile

'Cause I'm a very good guy

Maybe someday

I will have a new crocodile

With a suspicious smile

Maybe someday

I will be a cool rich guy

With a black-balck crocodile

Green-red-blue-black crocodile

Last hungry saturday

I ate my black crocodile

It was the right way

And now I'm soaring in the sky

This thing I just wanna do

Flying in a tophat and a shoe

I'm a fool and a great one too

Take a black crocodile. Mix it with sugar. Beat it into a light foam - Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha