GO ! !

It's so easy to cultivate

All the fat cells in my body

I like to feed on cholesterol man

(Aaah aaaah aaaah)

I don't care when in my couch

Eating junk food and watching TV

I become the king of all men

(Aaah aaah aaah)

All my friends have abandonned me

So I bought a bigger TV

(Oooh oooh oooh oooh

Oooh oooh oooh oooh)

I think Guinness tried to contact me

I'm as lazy as you can be

(Oooh oooh oooh oooh)

It's so easy to cultivate

All the fat cells in my body

I like to feed on cholesterol man

(Aaah aaaah aaaah)

I don't care when in my couch

Eating junk food and watching TV

I become the king of all men

(Aaah aaah aaah)

All my friends have abandonned me

So I bought a bigger TV

(Oooh oooh oooh oooh

Oooh oooh oooh oooh)

I think Guinness tried to contact me

I'm as lazy as you can be

(Oooh oooh oooh oooh)

I don't mind being all alone...

(I really wish my friends would call me... )

I like myself the way I am...

(If only I could loose a little weight... )

I don't need you to pity me

(Could you help me pick up my wallet ? )

I feel fine now I really do...

(I'm depressed should I kill myself now ? )

I'm sick of me(x2)

I'm sick of having to buy

Two seats when I see a movie

I haven't seen my feet in years

YEEEEAAAAHHHH ! !

YEEEAAAHH ! !

GO ! !