Oh, what day is it? Man

I′m at my local Winn Dixie, feeling kinda risky'Cause I forgot my surgical mask

And it seems the town is with me

′Cause man the looks are shifty

I get from every person I pass (excuse me, oops,sorry)

I'm just here to stock up on spirits

And get a few things for my home

So please could someone tell me

Why all the toilet paper's gone?

This ain′t no time to be sober

This ain′t no time to be sober

There's a time and place to hide your face

And I got nothin′ but time to waste

This ain't no time to be sober

I′ve had my fill of Zoom meetings

Emotional eating since five o'clock

′Til arriving 'round noon (just no time)

And I swear this paranoia, man, it can destroy ya

Every time I cough, I swear that I'm through

I′m like six feet from my sanity, just trying to get back

And figure out why Carole Baskin fed her husband to that cat

This ain′t no time to be sober

This ain't no time to be sober

There′s a time and place to hide your face

And I got nothin' but time to waste

This ain′t no time to be sober

I used to crack a beer and throw on CMT

But now I'm sipping vodka with the CDC and

This ain′t no time to be sober (this ain't no time to be sober)

This ain't no time to be sober

There′s a time and place to hide your face

And I got nothin′ but time to waste

This ain't no time to be sober

I do believe we should share cheer

But I′ll do mine from over here and

This ain't no time to be sober

I can′t wait 'til it′s over