Two for the show and my mother want to go

It'll break her heart when I tell her she's too old

I'm in my place , I got make-up all over my face

I think I know my life but I don't know

One for the money , two for the show

Three for the lady on the radio

Four might be the one you'll never know

If only there was a better way to go , two for the show

I'm Waitin in the wings while the queen of virtue sings

It'll break her heart when they tell her she's outta key

If they gave her half a chance she could soon learn how to dance

And she could earn a living gracefully

One for the money , two for the show

Three for the lady on the radio

Four might be the one you'll never know

If only there was a better way to go , two for the show

Inst...Lead

(reapeat Chorus 3x Fade out)