I'm looking like a lobster wearing flipflops and a stetson

Guess that's why they call it fishing instead of catching

Cause I ain't had a single bite all day

But I caught a buzz and ain't no limit to tangeray

Ain't quite sure how I wound up way down here

It's a long haul to ropes and sails from roping steers

Ain't gonna worry about that, just gonna have some fun

Got a be one fish down there dumber than I am drunk

It ain't that far from Waco to Galviston

I'm what you get when you mix a Prairie dog with an old beach bum

Cow chips, BS, and ships ahoy

I'm a saltwater cowboy

There's a Tiki party down the beach about a mile or two

Where they're singing with Jimmy and toasting to Chris LeDoux

And if it weren't for Captain Morgan steering this ship

I might untie that rope and back her on up outta this

It ain't that far from Waco to Galviston

I'm what you get when you mix a Prairie dog with an old beach bum

Cow chips, BS, and ships ahoy

I'm a saltwater cowboy

If this bottle goes overboard, you'd better wish me luck

Cause I'm afraid of sharks but I'm terrified of sobering up

It ain't that far from Waco to Galviston

I'm what you get when you mix a Prairie dog with an old beach bum

Cow chips, BS, and ships ahoy

I'm a saltwater cowboy