My sister got lucky, married a yuppie

took him for all he was worth

now she's a swinger dating a singer

I can't decide which is worse

but not me baby, I've got you to save me

oh yer so bad, best thing I ever had

in a world gone mad, yer so bad

My sister's ex-husband can't get no lovin'

walks around dog-faced and hurt

now he's got nothin', head in the oven

I can't decide which is worse

(Repeat Chorus)