Last week I flew to San Diego to see my auntie

On day one, I met her hot step-daughter

She′s a cheerleader, she's a virgin, and she′s really tanAs she stepped out of her massive car

I could only notice she was more than fuckable

I think she was coming back from the game or something

'Cause she was holding those silly pompoms

On day two, I fucked her, and it was wild

She's such a slut

I fucked my American cunt

I loved my English romance

I fucked my American cunt

I loved my English romance

It was dirty, a dream came true

Just like I like it, she′s got nice tits

It was perfect, a dream came true

Just like a song by blink-182

Okay, listen girls

I met the hottest guy ever

Basically, as I was stepping out of my S.U.V.

I came face to face with my step-cousin or whatever, who cares?

Anyway, he was wearing skinny jeans, had funky hair

And the cutest British accent ever

Straight away I could tell he was a rocker

From his sexy attitude and the way he looked at me

Mmm, he is totally awesome

Oh my god, I think I′m in love!

I fucked my American cunt

I loved my English romance

I fucked my American cunt

I loved my English romance

It was dirty, a dream came true

Just like I like it, she's got nice tits

It was perfect, a dream came true

Just like a song by blink-182

I fucked my American cunt

I loved my English romance

I fucked my American cunt

I loved my English romance

It was so nice to meet you

Pleasure is mine, I do like you

Come to Cancun for spring break

I′ll think about it, it could be great

And don't forget to send me a friend request

As if