If we were a rock n' roll band,

We'd travel all over the land.

We'd play and sing and wear spangly things,

if we were a rock n' roll band.

(Talking)

But we aint no rock n' roll band,

we're just 3 kids in the sand.

With homeade guitars and pails and jars

and drums of potato chip cans.

But we are a rock n' roll band!

(jams rock music)

(Drum solo) (Keyboard solo) (Guitar solo)