It′s the battle of the builders, bricks vs. blocks

In the red corner

Everybody's favorite precision-molded Master BuilderThe Lego Man

And in the blue corner

The polygonal pilgrim, the right-angled adventurer

Minecraft Steve

You might recognize me from the world′s biggest video game

They call me Steve, did they even give you a name?

I'm the new kid on the block, bringing new blocks to the kids

From the digital underground, don't need boxes and lids

I′m freestyling lines that are dropping you dead

Your hair′s the only thing coming off the top of your head

You're still under construction, can′t be having much fun

Amidst a world of bricks in which your fists can't even clutch one

You′re a bygone era, bargain bin man, your time's passed

Your style′s child's play, make way for Minecraft

My blocks are rocks, logs, quartz and lapis

While yours' are plastic and that′s it

Check my stats, look, I′m killing it on YouTube

I can fell a forest with my fists, what can you do?

I'll build an obsidian tomb and lock you up in there

Mind you, I could do that with some tupperware

Not fair to square raps against this cube

No joints, I still articulate better than you

I′m a classic, an icon, with style to boot

'Cause no matter what I′m wearing, it's a three-piece suit

I have sparked imaginations, every kid in every nation

On and on for generations, you can′t stop what I'm creating

Check my space station, no Tekkit installation

You're low-res, homeless, no chance of overtaking

I′m a timeless line of iconic design

While you melt kids′ minds one block at a time

For centuries, we left child labour behind

You've essentially trapped them all back in the mines

Won′t be fooled by the blocks that you got

Without a Modpack, all you're rocking is rocks

So have fun as you fumble in the dirt

Want to step to me? You′ll see how much that hurts

You got two rappers but the battle's six-sided

Boxes in the ring, taking swings at the prize

It′s apparently imperative we get it decided

Which brick clique gets kids excited?

Gather 'round, everybody, drum roll please

And see the freak with two bumholes, jeez

If you come for Steve, then your loot gets dropped

I'm rocking more blocks than a Rubik′s shop

Look, the truth is, I don′t want to keep dissing

But you're useless soon as there′s one piece missing

I'm an unlimited fun-bringing don of construction

I worked it out myself, you just follow instructions

I brave caves for days, digging diamonds, capping Creepers

Sending spiders to the grave, can you keep up? Nah

I can end an Enderman while he renders in

More architecturally smart than Simon Henderson

Don′t send for the Avengers, Marvel, I'm assembling

You can′t even take your trousers down without dismembering

Now we're entering Survival Mode

You're just gathering dust so here′s the final blow

Trample me? You′ll need more than a horse

'Cause you′re tangling with a toy box, tour-de-force

I may be a plaything but I break the mould

Everyday, three-hundred thousand of me get sold

Heard of Overwatch? Did you hope to contend?

'Cause we′re over Notch, yeah, your trend's at an end

You overshot if you came to depend

On the whims of the net just to get dividends

Your phenomenon topped all the charts, it′s true

But they dropped off faster than Notch dropped you

A decade ago, you were top of the views

But you'd still be at the bottom if it wasn't for Pewds

Sticks and stones may break my bones

But they aren′t intimidating when they′re all you own

Want to get a brick-slap from some bric-a-brac?

Better pack your bits into your zip while I'm building me a throne

You got two rappers but the battle′s six-sided

Boxes in the ring, taking swings at the prize

It's apparently imperative we get it decided

Which brick clique gets kids excited?

Come on, guys? What′s the sense in mindless squabbling?

When you could try to represent all kinds of modelling?

Constructive criticism? Pay attention to my offering

'Cause all the things that we could build together′s mine-boggling!

I'm the proof of what we can achieve

Creative? Creator? What's with all the beef?

Cook up some ideas, there′s no need to grief!

Dig down in your hearts, find the parts to believe!