Man

You already love

I messed it up already dogCant believe this shit dog

Man what the fuck man

Man you already know I love big fat balls in my mouth

But anyway, here he is

Bentadog

There you go, hit them with it

(Bentadog bastard)

Oh no, oh no

Sorry I′m late yall

Yeah, I am so gay

Just lying I am not gay

I'm bouta eat a piece of hay

So just say to these poopay

Hypnotic wack yeah he′s so long

Say Hong Kong to Mr Wong Tong

Jizzy j, Shaun Dubs, and The Big Dog yeah

We are good friends and we made the sloppers song yeah

All day bro

You already know I'm back

I don't even know what I′m gonna do

You already know I′m bouta buss

I'm bouta buss

My balls they feeling vicious

Oh my god, oh my lord

Back on this track hand it over from Deez

Hey man say cheese

Oh god no please

Why you pray to god when you not even religious

Because you looking fine and better than the bitches

Yeah, I bet I′m better than the bitches

Tell me how I'm making all this money with no bitches

Jizzy j also on that track yeah he wack back

This beat is wack but I′m jerking up inside my sack

On this wack track pull up in a grey hatchback

Cadillac all yellow bitch I can't crash that

All up in this shit but I aint making moves

In this shit bitch I aint got nothing to prove

Bentadog made this beat what the fuck is this shit

Making all this money but I aint got no bitches

That was my line Bentadog stole that shit from me

This track is shit it′s pretty obvious to see

War song bitch I'm in the trenches rapping all this

Flamethrower spitting fire that what you call it

Killing nazis yelling Yahtzee that's what we do

When we in the trenches yeah we always on the move

Looking for the bitches that we all call the opps

Six milly Jews yeah he′s not gonna stop

When were not in the war yeah we aint looking flyer

Pass it back to someone else to go and spit some fire

Aint no one can stop me

I saw a bunch of children

Oh my lord boy

Oh my lord I′m in the supermarket

Aint nothing gonna stop me from reaching them kids

Oh my god

(Idk what he said here)

Hand it back over to my good boy Bentadog

Aint nothing gonna stop me

I'm telling you dude

Oh my lord

Gotta be quiet because my family′s asleep

No they're not man bitch you really believe

Me cause I′m gay, gonna eat some hay

Like a cow moo yeah you better shout boo

Call me mini hit- blah

Yeah I fluffed up, put em in a cup

Bring it over to, Shaun Dubs

Yeah its Shaun Dubs on this track and I'm cumming on his back

Yeah his penis is so good I might have a heart attack

Yeah my dog is fucking weird yeah its always sitting gay

Yeah my dog is a girl though so I don′t know how it's gay

Yeah my dog barks like a horse yeah its saying neigh

My dog eats like a horse yeah he eats hay

I slipped on a banana peel and fell down the stairs

It was just yesterday that I was playing musical chairs

I brought a bomb with me to the primary school

I wanted to get wet so I jumped inside the pool

When I was in the pool I swam like a fish

And then I had sexual intercourse with a fish

I met Jesse Carney he is a glasses guy

I sold this guy a deer it was actually a squirrel

And then I robbed him for a dollar that shit was a thriller

Always get my money up never get my funny up

And then I got my orange juice and put it in a cup

Yeah I put some water in it too that shit too strong for me

When I drink too much of it yeah it makes me go and pee

Yeah I got a gold chain that shits really fucking fake

Swim in the lake, piss like a fish

Yeah I actually fucked that last part up my bad

Yeah that was actually really bad fucking what the hell

Why am I here back on this fucking shit track

Bend that bitch over then I hit him right from the back

Took me two minutes writing this shit what the fuck

Is this only rapping all this shit for a buck

Aint talking shotty bitch I aint got no gauge

Biggest dog in the kennel everyone behave

I was pooping on the toilet and my asshole started bleeding

Must've cut it on the way out, what the fuck

I just fucked up my line, yeah, yeah

I was eating a banana and I shoved it up my butt

That is probably why it′s bleeding (what) what the fuck

Kermit the frog has 7 accounts of rape

Miss piggy must have a wet ass pus-

Pool, wet ass pool

Yeah the pool is so cool yeah I′m gonna drool

In the pool no one likes drool in the pool

Yeah drooling in the pool but I'm also peeing aswell

My grandma fell down the stairs she went to hell

Yeah I′m nearing right to the end of the verse

Say goodbye like my grandma in the hearse

Yo you really thought that shit was the end of the song?

Yeah, I committed a crime

Yeah, I owned up to the crime

Now I'm in jail now, I hate jail

Jail really does suck, I hate jail

Yeah I was just lying I′m not in jail

Yeah yall really thought

I'll be back I′m gonna have a shower

I wont drop the soap cause I'm in jail

Yeah I play Greenville, it's on Roblox

Yeah I wear no socks, only with crocs

Yeah I′m bouta pass it over to jizzy j

Hizzy kay, pizzy bay, bizzy way, dizzy day

Nah I′m just lying I'm back on this track

Dick so good I might have a heart attack

Yeah jizzy j he is so gay eating hey

Then we go and walk over say hi to Mr Chang

Yah I feel bad for little Johnny

People come around all in him like the paparazzi

Yeah the criminal got sentenced to execution

Poor little Johnny yeah he must have had confusion

Yeah I was pregnant yesterday so I had to get an abortion

Yeah I broke my arm that shit looked like contortion

Yeah I had a little pet duck his name was Joe

Joe got hit by shotgun joe no here no more

Yeah I was feeling kinda hungry so I went to the snow

And I didn′t have a sled so I used a fucking door

I was feeling kind of thirsty so I ate some snow

Yeah went into the forest to take a fucking piss

And then a fucking polar bear attacked me (polar bear roar)

(Screaming)

Yeah I was driving a car and the car broke down

Yeah when the car broke down it gave me a really big frown

So I called up the mechanic to come fix my car

And then for some reason he just gave me a weird old jar

And inside that jar there was twenty old toenails

So I added my to the collection now there's thirty

Yeah I had sex with a girl her name was Latavius

I don′t know what rhymes with impervious

Yeah I munched on a dog but it was actually a door frame

I'm like a refugee bitch I got no name

Yeah I saw pulse elite at the motherfucking school

I didn′t know pulse elite went to school

Yeah I was wearing a Hawaiian shirt and the pattern was dildos

I've got a big forehead and I got a really big nose

Yeah Josh he looking like a motherfucking cart titan

Yeah when I go to school it's girls that I be fighting

Yeah I robbed the next door neighbours for their motherfucking cat

Yeah it was looking at me funny so I hit it with a bat

Chuck it in the stir fry that shit be so yummy

Yeah it′s yummy it be in my tummy

Yeah I need to go to the toilet and it come out my bummy

Yeah I kicked a fucking grandma she fell down the stairs

Bitches looking at me funny so I pull on their hairs

I do not like polar bears

Fucking up dudes on the daily

Got a pet mailbox, I call him maily

I do not know anyone named Haley

Shaun Dubs knows a person named Haley

Back in the pool and I′m drooling in the pool

There's pee in the pool and it is super cool

My granny′s dead

She never got to give me that fucking head

I'm happy though cause I didn′t want her head

Granny's head would want to make me wet the bed

Wetting the bed is something that I don′t do

When I'm on the toilet I take a big poo

Kermit the frog raped me real good

He has the best dick in the neighbourhood

Tryna make this song go as long as possible

I don't know what rhymes with possible

The other day I was fucking a turtle

Oh my gawd (turtle sex noises)

That total was so good I ate it for dinner

I don′t like Jesus Christ cause I′m a sinner

I really like male strippers

Spitting on these bars like I'm spitting on his cock

By cock I mean chicken, I like chicken

We are spit roasting this chicken

I′m spitting on the roast

Yeah

Driving a car without a licence

I hope the police don't pull me over

Cause if they do, I′d be on the run

Road Runner

And the police are Wile E Coyote

I don't like Warner Brothers

Maybe its cause I′ve never had a brother

Only fuck my bros and no one other

But I never tell my mother

That's the end of my verse

I was listening to dinner while eating some music

My little pinkie toe is the size of a Jews dick

Yeah I was fluffing up my dog and then my dog said

Stop it I don't like it

I′m taking a shit cunt

Ill call him back later when he′s not taking a shit

Jesse Carney yeah he be sitting so zesty

Then a kangaroo jumped on my car

(Garmin record dashcam noises)

What the fluff

Bolts D in the streets, big D in the sheets

My beats are so fire so take a seat

I just ate a child call me zero to hero

I just looked downstairs and saw my dog humping a pillow

I looked him dead in the eye and then I called the FBI

See you can't trust a guy if you haven′t been swooped by a magpie

So I guess its goodbye

Now I'm gonna go eat some apple pie and fuck a wet fly

Yeah, I heard the earth getting hotter

Would you rather have a gay son or a thot daughter

Yeah, I was playing with my spells like I′m Harry Potter

I love drinking a lot of bathwater

Gang gang

Skinwalker, house squatter

Yeah I threw my baby out the window

To your fathers dispatch

And let me in yo

Cause, I be fucking a lot of hoes

I'm playing with my toes

Man shut the fuck up

We watching two girls one cup

Wait, one commits?

Yeah, she′s inside of a pit

Doing the banana splits

Now oh my god that is exquisite isn't it

I love this beat

Now lets throw it on to the Bentadog shall we

I found the baby in front the window it go waa waa

It had a dinted forehead so I said haa haa

Yo I just had a voice crack yeah on the track

Hella wack

Yeah

Man fuck its funeral time man