the name's Lanley, Lyle Lanley

And I come before you people with an idea

Probably the greatest . . .

aw it's not for you,

It's more of a SHELBYVILLE idea

now wait jst a minute!

we're twice as smart as the people of shelbyville!

just tell us ur idea and we'll vote for it!

alright! i'll tell u wot i'll do!

i'll show u my idea!

i give you the Springfield monorail

OH

i've sold monorails to Brockway, Augdenville n North Haberbrook n by gum it put them on the map!

Well sir theres nothing on earth like a genuine bonified electrified 6 car monorail!

wot'd i say?

monorail!

wot's it called?

monorail!

That's right monorail!

monorail, monorail, monorail

I hear those things ar awfully loud!

it glides as swiftly as a cloud

is there a chance the track could bend?

not on ur life my hindu friend

Wot about us brain-dead slobs?

u'll be givin cushy jobs!

were u sent here by the devil?

no good sir i'm on the level!

the ring came off my pudding can!

take my pen-knife my good man!

I swear it's springfields only choice!

throw up your hands n raise your voice!

monorail!

wot's it called?

monorail!

once again!

monorail!

But main streets still al cracked n broken!

sorry mum the mob has spoken!

monorail!monorail! monorail!

MONORAIL!

mono...d'oh!