A great philosopher once wrote. Naughty, Naughty, Very Naughty (Ha Ha Ha Ha)

There′s a guy in the place who's got a bittersweet faceAnd he goes by the name of Ebeneezer Goode

His friends call him ′Ezeer and he is the main geezer

And he'll vibe up the place like no other man could

He's refined, sublime, he makes you feel fine

Though very much maligned and misunderstood

But if you know ′Ezeer he′s a real crowd pleaser

He's ever so good - he′s Ebeneezer Goode

You can see that he's mischievous, mysterious and devious

As he circulates amongst the people in the place

But once you know he′s fun, and something of a genius

He gives a grin that goes around from face to face to face

Backwards and then forwards, forwards and then backwards

'Eezer is the geezer who loves to muscle in

That′s about the time the crowd all shout the name of 'Eezer

As he's kotcheled in the corner, laughing by the bass bin

′Eezer Goode, ′Eezer Goode, He's Ebeneezer Goode

′Eezer Goode, 'Eezer Goode, He′s Ebeneezer Goode

'Eezer Goode, ′Eezer Goode, He's Ebeneezer Goode

'Eezer Goode, ′Eezer Goode, He′s Ebeneezer Goode

He's Ebeneezer Goode

Has anyone got any Vera′s?

Lovely

Ya Ha Ha Ha

Ya Ha Ha Ha

A Great Philospher once wrote

Naughty, Naughty, Very Naughty (Ha Ha Ha Ha)

Ebeneezer Goode, leading light of the scene, know what I mean?

He created the vibe - He takes you for a ride as if by design

The party ignites like it's comin′ alive

He takes you to the top, shakes you all around

Then back down - you know as he gets mellow

Then as smooth as the groove that is making you move

He glides into your mind with a sunny "Hello!

A gentleman of leisure he's there for your pleasure

But go easy on old ′Ezeer he's the love you could lose

Extraordinary fellow, like Mr Punchinello

He's the kind of geezer who must never be abused

When you′re in town and Ebeneezer is around

You can sense a presence in the sound of the crowd

He gets them all at it - the party

Starts rocking - the people get excited

It′s time to shout LOUD!

'Eezer Goode, ′Eezer Goode, He's Ebeneezer Goode

′Eezer Goode, 'Eezer Goode, He′s Ebeneezer Goode

'Eezer Goode, 'Eezer Goode, He′s Ebeneezer Goode

′Eezer Goode, 'Eezer Goode, He′s Ebeneezer Goode

He's Ebeneezer Goode

He′s Ebeneezer Goode

'Eezer Goode, ′Eezer Goode

'Eezer Goode, 'Eezer Goode, He′s Ebeneezer Goode

Got any Salmon --- sorted

Ya Ha Ha Ha

Ya Ha Ha Ha

′Eezer Goode, 'Eezer Goode

′Eezer Goode, 'Eezer Goode

Oh what a carry on (Ha Ha Ha Ha)

′Eezer Goode, 'Eezer Goode

Wicked

′Eezer Goode, 'Eezer Goode, He's Ebeneezer Goode

He′s Ebeneezer Goode

Oh what a carry on, He′s Ebeneezer Goode (Ha Ha Ha Ha)

'Eezer Goode, ′Eezer Goode

Wicked

'Eezer Goode, ′Eezer Goode, He's Ebeneezer Goode

He′s Ebeneezer Goode