Today's Monday, today's Monday, Monday is washing day

Is everybody happy? You bet your life we are!

Today's Tuesday, today's Tuesday, Tuesday is soup

Monday is washing day

Is everybody happy? You bet your life we are!

Today's Wednesday, today's Wednesday, Wednesday is roaster beef.

Tuesday is soup

Monday is washing day

Is everybody happy? You bet your life we are!

Today's Thursday, today's Thursday, Thursday is shephard's pie

Wednesday is roaster beef

Tuesday is soup

Monday is washing day

Is everybody happy? You bet your life we are!

Today's Friday, today's Friday, Friday is fish

Thursday is shephard's pie

Wednesday is roaster beef(etc.)

Is everybody happy? You bet your life we are!

Today's Saturday, today's Saturday, Saturday's payday

Friday is fish(etc.)

(very gently)Today's Sunday, today's Sunday, Sunday is church...

(fast)Saturday is payday(etc.)

(slow)Is everybody happy? You bet you life we aaaaare!