At the corner table

Sits a man with a girlproof heart

Look if you are able

He's right up for the part

He wears a dancers numbers

But he never takes them home

He's the man with a girlproof heart

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People say he's lonely

He's the man with a girlproof heart

He will tell you only

That he suffers for his art

But he don't care who he worries

And he don't care who he hurts

Repeat Chorus

He's got a girl in every port

So don't go near

Or you'll get caught

He never ends a thing he starts

He leaves a trail of broken hearts

You better hide your daughter

From the man with

The girlproof heart

Walking on the water

He thinks he's oh so smart

You just might get an answer

But you never get the truth

From the man with

The girlproof heart

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He's the man with a girlproof heart

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