I am a tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tough tough guy

I tell no tales I do no lie

I am a tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tough tough guy

Halo round my head too tough to die

Main attraction ia a freak side show

Down in the basement where the cobwebs grow

On my last leg just gettin' by

Halo round my head to tough to die

Rainy days rain cool wine I'll scratch your

back if you scratch mine hot sweat on my face

I feel like going' out someplace

Up late at night my chocolate sweet

Down at the gym where the muscle boys meet

I am a very nice guy very sincere

In real good shape I have no fear

At the concert when the band comes on

I am in the ring where belong

On my last leg just gettin' by

Halo round my head too tough to die