There's no stoppin' the cretins from hoppin'

You gotta keep it beatin' for all the hoppin' cretins

Cretin! Cretin!

I'm gonna go for a whirl with my cretin girl

My feet won't stop doin' the Cretin Hop

Cretin! Cretin!

1-2-3-4 cretins wanna hop some more

4-5-6-7 All good cretins go to heaven

(REPEAT ALL ONCE)