Mystery achievement

don't breathe down my neck no

i got no trophies on display

i sign them away

i mean what the heck

all of your promises

don't fill me with pride no

i just wanna get out on the floor

and do the cuban slide, slide, slide, slide

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but every day, every nighttime i find

mystery achievement

you're on my mind

and every day, every nighttime i feel

mystery achievement you're so unreal

mystery achievement

where's my sandy beach? yeah

i had my dreams like everybody else

but they're out of reach

i said right out of reach

i could ignore you

your demands are unending

i got no tears on my ice cream but you know me

i love pretending

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