I asked my dog what he thought the best in man

He said, "The love you dispense to me twice daily from a can.

I said, "Why do you think my question funny?

And where would you be without my money?

I said, "There may be some quality in us you must treasure.

It's despair," he said, "of which your money is the measure.

Walk like a dog

Like anybody can

I said, "What about our politics, philosophy, our history?

He said, "If there is something admirable in these it is a mystery.

But there must be something in our system tell me at your leisure.

It's despair," he said, "of which your borders are the measure.

Walk like a dog

Talk like a man

Walk like a dog

Like anybody can

I said, "What about technology, computers, nuclear fission?

I'm terrified of radiation, hate the television.

I said, "There must be something in our scientific treasure.

It's despair," he said, "of which your weapons are the measure.

Feed me, you can beat me. I will love you till I die.

But don't ask for admiration and don't ever ask me why.

I said, "Why wait till now to demonstrate displeasure?

It's despair," he said, "of which my silence was the measure.

Walk like a dog

Talk like a man

Walk like a dog

Like anybody can