When I saw you piss on the rug my heart fluttered

And I knew It was love, true love

All the things that you said and did to your mom

I knew you were the only one, the only one for me

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Go and call the priest so he can exorcize me

Be my ghoul tonight

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Regan it was love at first fright, first fright,

Love at first fright, first fright

Regan it was love at first fright, first fright

Love at first fright, first fright

I'd love it if you'd spin your head for me,

Or vomit a beautiful pea soup green,

So beautifully,

Across your stomach it said “help me”

I gotta know will you marry me Captain Howdy

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(Pre-chorus / Chorus)

When I saw you piss on the rig my heart fluttered

And I knew it was love, true love

Across your stomach it said “help me”

I gotta know will you marry me Captain Howdy