(Hey, I got a wife at homeI got a wife at home

I got a wife she's the apple of my life

But I wish she would leave me alone)

When I hearHang your clothes upWipe your feet off

Goodness sakes don't slam the door

Fix the socket. Dry the dishes

Can't you see what's in the drawerHang the picture

Set the tableDon't drop ashes on the floor

Heat the bottle

Change the baby

She don't love me anymore

(He don't love her anymoreThere he goes right out the door

He'll be back 'bout half past ten

And then she'll start right in again)

Tack the shade upWash the windows

Wipe the handprints off the door

Change the light bulbs Scrub the bathtub

Pick the toys up from the floor

Tape the lamp cord

Make some coffeeBurn the garbageOil the door

Get the kids And call my mother

She don't love me anymore

[INSTRUMENTAL INTERLUDE]

(I got a wife at homeI got a wife at home

I got a wife she's the apple of my life

But I wish she would leave me alone)

When I hear

[FAST HIGH-PITCHED VOICE CHATTER]

OK OK I'll do it

[CHATTER CONTINUES]

Yeah OK

[CHATTER CONTINUES]

Honey, honey

[CHATTER CONTINUES]

Please, honey

[CHATTER CONTINUES]

Yeah I'll do it

[CHATTER CONTINUES]

QUIET!!

(He don't love her anymoreThere he goes right out the door

He'll be back 'bout half past ten

And then she'll start right in again)

[CHATTER BEGINS AGAIN]

[SHORT GUITAR LICK]

[DOOR SLAMS]

(Sheeee!!)