Mr. Samberg, thanks for coming to your performance review

No problem

So you′re in charge around here, is that fair to say?Absolutely, I'm the boss

Okay, so take us through a day in the life of "the boss"

Well the first thing I do is...

Talk to corporate (Like a boss)

Approve memos (Like a boss)

Lead a workshop (Like a boss)

Remember birthdays (Like a boss)

Direct workflow (Like a boss)

My own bathroom (Like a boss)

Micromanage (Like a boss)

Promote synergy (Like a boss)

Hit on Debra (Like a boss)

Get rejected (Like a boss)

Swallow sadness (Like a boss)

Send some faxes (Like a boss)

Call a sex line (Like a boss)

Cry deeply (Like a boss)

Demand a refund (Like a boss)

Eat a bagel (Like a boss)

Harassment lawsuit (Like a boss)

No promotion (Like a boss)

Fifth of vodka (Like a boss)

Shit on Debra′s desk (Like a boss)

Buy a gun (Like a boss)

In my mouth (Like a boss)

Oh fuck, man, I can't fucking do it, shit!

Pussy out (Like a boss)

Puke on Debra's desk (Like a boss)

Jump out the window (Like a boss)

Suck a dude′s dick (Like a boss)

Score some coke (Like a boss)

Crash my car (Like a boss)

Suck my own dick (Like a boss)

Eat some chicken strips (Like a boss)

Chop my balls off (Like a boss)

Blackout in the sewer (Like a boss)

Meet a giant fish (Like a boss)

Fuck its brains out (Like a boss)

Turn into a jet (Like a boss)

Bomb the Russians (Like a boss)

Crash into the sun (Like a boss)

Now I′m dead (Like a boss)

Uh-huh

So, that's an average day for you then?

No doubt

You chop your balls off and die?

Hell yeah

And I think at one point there you said something about sucking your own dick?

Nope

Actually, I′m pretty sure you did

Nah, that ain't me

Okay, well

This has been eye-opening for me

I′m the boss

Yeah no, I got that, you said it about 400 times

I'm the boss

Yeah yeah, I got it

I′m the boss

Oh, I heard you, see you later

Like a boss