don't you fart in my new car baby

cos the smell will be too awful

and I will suffocate

oh don't fart in my new car baby

cos it'll rust it up

and you'll have hard sex tonight

so that's why you mustn't fart in my new car baby

unless you want hard sex

yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh

so kiss my fuckin ass

if you want to pass on having hard sex tonight

cos mr.martin will be watching over us

muttering to himself 'hard luck'

and singing this song

while he fucks the dancing poo

yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh