It's last call it's 2 AM

One more drink then I'll hit the bed

The day I can't do my job drunk

Is the day I turn in my badge and gun

Go home.. go home bar fly

Sweating bullets, can't get any sleep

Go into the kitchen, find something to eat

Drop some Alkaseltzer and watch it fizz

POP! POP! Oh, what a relief it is..

Go home.. go home bar fly

Take it steve!

Turn the channels and nothings on

Just kids on COPS and they're breaking the law

It's 4AM and I'm still awake

Nothing left to regulate

Go home.. go home bar fly

Just go home!