I was born smarter than most into this world of disarray

I was told to listen to all the dumb shit people say

But I dig wisdom from my own wellAnd I never had a moment of doubt

I worded a thesis at six years old

That had the world all figured out, it goes

Women - men, that′s two kinds of trouble

Enemies - friends, just two kinds of trouble

I never walked a single step in nobody else's shoes

And I never really talked to people

′Cause that's time you can't afford to lose

Every word somebody spoke was the dumbest I ever heard

I′ll keep to stickin′ to what I know

And tell the truth about the world, it goes

Cops - police, just two kinds of trouble

Robbers - thieves, two kinds of trouble

Boats - planes, just two kinds of trouble

Norwegians and Danes, yeah, just two kinds of trouble

That's two kinds of trouble

That′s two kinds of trouble

That's two kinds of trouble

Just two kinds of trouble

Some say philosophy

I say great, if you′re unsure

Just a bunch of circular reasoning

Bordering on the obscure

Others merely scratch the surface

I can really penetrate

I'll serve up a stew so simple and pure

No room for debate ′cause I know

Two kinds of trouble

Just two kinds of trouble

Work - play, two kinds of trouble

Night - day, two kinds of trouble

One thing, another thing, just two kinds of trouble

Anything and everything, two kinds of trouble