I've got a rubber in my wallet.

One of those little whatchamacallit's.

I'm savin' it for that special day.

When the right girl comes my way.

It leaves a circular impression

From all those years of compression.

I've had it since I turned thirteen.

I got it in a vend'n machine.

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Circ circ circular impression!

Leading to a state of depression!

In my walla walla walla walla wallet!

I can't wait to install it!

No! I can't wait!

It's in a little tinfoil packet.

Sometimes I'm tempted to unwrap it.

It's got a reinforced border.

I hope it's still in working order.

"Be Prepared" they said in Boy Scouts.

I'm waiting for a chance to try it out.

I want to try this contraceptive.

But all the girls are unreceptive.

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I've got a French safe in my pocket.

It'll be the nose-cone on my rocket.

It comes direct from Paris, France.

Can't wait to take it from my pants.

Huhuh!

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