Mention my name in Sheboygan

It's the greatest little town in the world

Just tell them you're an old friend of mine

And every door in town will have a big welcome sign

So mention my name in Sheboygan

And if you ever get in a jam

Just mention name, I said mention my name

But please don't them where I am

Mention my name in Paducha

It's the greatest little town in the world

I know a gal there you'll simply adore

She was Miss Patoka back in 1904

So mention my name in Paducha

And if you ever get in a mess

Just mention my name, I said mention my name

But please don't give them my address

Mention my name in Tacoma

It's the greatest little town in the world

I know the big shots in the City Hall

They even got my picture on the post office wall

So mention my name in Tacoma

And if you ever get in a spat

Just mention my name, I said mention my name

But please don't tell them where I'm at

Please don't tell them where I'm at!