Woke up from a dream Thursday morning

Mr. Miandad to me was calling, yeah

Got Duckie on the phoneAnd when he′d stopped yawning

I said, "Pack up your bags, we're going to Pakistan"

′Cause we're meeting Mr. Miandad

Meeting Mr. Miandad

When we get to Pakistan

In our VW camper van

We're meeting Mr. Miandad (oh)

Meeting Mr. Miandad (oh)

It′s our historical, phantasmagorical destiny

Everywhere we go, people know us

When we lose our way, people show us

(Oh-oh-oh)

When we break down, people tow us

And send us on our way

With a smile and a little wave

Hey, hey, hey

We′re meeting Mr. Miandad

Meeting Mr. Miandad

When we get to Pakistan

In our VW camper van

We're meeting Mr. Miandad (oh)

Meeting Mr. Miandad (oh)

It′s our historical, phantasmagorical destiny

It's gonna take a while but when we get there

Mr. Miandad will be met there

We′ll shake him by the hand

And he'll say (wait there)

While I get my guitar

I′m a rockin' roll star like you

We're meeting Mr. Miandad (oh)

Meeting Mr. Miandad (oh)

When we get to Pakistan

In our VW camper van

We′re meeting Mr. Miandad (oh)

Meeting Mr. Miandad (oh)

It′s our historical, phantasmagorical destiny

It's our historical, phantasmagorical destiny

(We′re meeting Mr. Miandad)

(When we get to Pakistan)

(In our VW camper van)

(We're meeting Mr. Miandad)

(Meeting Mr. Miandad)

(It′s our historical, phantasmagorical destiny)