(N.W.A. talking about Brigette)

There once was a girl I knew named Bridgette

She asked me was my dick a grown man or a midgette

Of course I had to show her all my balls, ring ding-aling

I whipped out my whopper but we wasn't at Burger King

Nuthin' more said, she grabbed it like a vice grip

And as the D.O.C. do you mind if I nibble this? No.

I took her to the back of the studio

And, she ate up on the doc like a Cheerio

I told the bitch yo please don't bite me

Then she made me scream when she grabbed the balls tightly

So I slapped the bitch for goin' out like a sucka

My dick was in her mouth so she bit the motherfucka

To make her stop I pulled up on her extensions

And left jimmy standin' at attention

The look in my eyes said "Bitch you are gonner"

Now I think back to the day I should a peed on her

Bridgette, Bridgette, was a girl that I knew, but,

Bridgette was a dumb ho, Bridgette was a dumb ho

Bridgette, Bridgette, was a girl that I screwed, but,

Bridgette was a dumb ho, Bridgette was a dumb ho

So ya know Bridgette called me the next day

Just to apologize so I said OK

She claims she wants to make it up to the D.O.C.

And ya know I'm still out to get the pussy

Tried to be nice cause I didn't want to dis her

Passed Mickey D's and went to the Sizzler

Ordered the food she started rubbin' on my knees

Then I could tell that she wanted to fuck me

She said lets get dinner and I had a fit

At ten dollars a plate I said fuck that shit

Yo, that's the main reason our relationship was for me

Why, cause Bridgette was too fuckin' horny

She said please excuse me for a minute

To powder my nose I said yeah I'm with it

She took a long time the food came and I'm chewin'