Verse 1

Dubbell Vee:

Hey compadre

Ratmann:

Ci senor?

Dubbell Vee:

Hey, yesterday I went down to the store

I saw a guy, was white and he wore tights

I kicked him in the face and we got into a fight!

Ratmann:

Ci! My noze makes noiizeee

It points down at my boizze

and annoizze (them), and dey was full of-

Chorus

Dubbell Vee:

I say CHEESE!

Ratmann:

(We are full of cheese)...

Dubbell Vee:

I have some cheese in my eye!

Ratmann:

Isn't that a fly?

D.V. & Rmnn:

Ah say, CHEESE!

Dubbell Vee:

(My life is full of cheese)...

Verse 2

Ratmann:

Yorr hallucinations are caused by lack of toilet.

Dubbell Vee:

I had a fish in the oven and decided to foil it.

Ratmann:

You have lots of hair, senor.

Dubbell Vee:

You're eyes are full of flies.

D.V. & Rmnn: I know that all youse think and say is lies lies lies lies lies!

(repeat chorus 2x)