Straight from 12th grade into junior college

Buddy buddy buddy I passed my exam

Makin' me a law enforcement person

Got me a gun and a badge, I'm a man

Radar gun

Radar gun

43 from where I was sitting

30 miles an hour is the law of our land

Please remove your license, find your registration

And what is the name of your insurance plan?

Radar gun

Radar gun

I'm making money and I'm havin' fun

With my radar gun

Radar gun

With my brand new radar gun

You know our sheriff, William Buchberger

Says our mayor's got a master plan

A new pulse gun means a cost o' livin'

And one of them stop lights down on Grand

Radar gun

Radar gun

I'm making money and I'm havin' fun

With my radar gun

Radar gun

With my brand new radar gun

Schedule 19 on a special election

Got our money problems right in hand

Droppin' them limits like a hot potato

Fifty down to thirty oh, man, oh, man!

Radar gun

Radar gun

I'm making money and I'm havin' fun

With my radar gun

Radar gun

With my brand new radar gun

Brand new shiny Simmons radar gun

Me and my partner go patrol car cruisin'

On the parking lots at the shopping malls

Scanning those dashes, those mirrors and visors

The little detectors that ruin it all

Johnny caught one on an '86 T-Bird

Pull up slow just as close as I can

Milliwatt-seconds on maximum output

We'll dust that puppy with one small blast of my

Radar gun

Radar gun

I'm making money and I'm havin' fun

With my radar gun

Radar gun

With my brand new radar gun