This was a triumph

I′m making a note here: huge success

It's hard to overstate my satisfactionAperture Science:

"We do what we must, because we can"

For the good of all of us

Except the ones who are dead

But there′s no sense crying over every mistake

You just keep on trying till you run out of cake

And the science gets done, and you make a neat gun

For the people who are still alive

I'm not even angry

I'm being so sincere right now

Even though you broke my heart

And killed me

And tore me to pieces

And threw every piece into a fire

As they burned it hurt because

I was so happy for you

Now these points of data make a beautiful line

And we′re out of beta, we′re releasing on time

So I'm glad I got burned, think of all the things we′ve learned

For the people who are still alive

Well, look at me still talking when there's science to do

When I look out there, it makes me glad I′m not you

I've experiments to run, there is research to be done

On the people who are still alive

And believe me, I am still alive

And while you′re dying, I'll be still alive

I feel fantastic, and I'm still alive

And when you′re dead, I will be still alive

Still alive

Still alive

I′m still alive, baby!