Don't call it a fight when you know it's a war

With nothing but your t-shirt on

And go sit on the bed because I know that you want to

You've got pretty eyes but I know you're wrong

Don't call it a spade if it isn't a spade

Go lie on the floor if you want

The first bit of advice that you gave me that I liked was they're too strong too strong

Get in the shower if it all goes wrong

Yeah if you wanna find love then you know where the city is

Yeah counting cards was the best job he ever had

Cleaning up

He got good with his 4′s and his 2′s

Community service was the best job he ever had

Cleaning up

He got sick on the floor and his shoes

Oh and she said It's your birthday

Are you feeling alright?

The next one's the MD

You'll be feeling just fine

Your brother is just sat there

You said you felt snide

You hope that that boy will be alright

Yeah if you wanna find love then you know where the city is

Yeah well she said It's your birthday

Are you feeling alright?

The next one's the MD

You'll be feeling just fine

Your brother is just sat there

You said you felt snide

You hope that that boy will be alright

Yeah if you wanna find love then you know where the city is