And well, I think I've gone mad

Isn't that so sad?

And what a shame you've lost a brain that you never had

How much for a car? It can't have gone far

I must have left it on a train or lost in a bar

It's likely in a Sainsbury's

Flirting with the girls that waited for me

I've tried my best to clear my name

Asking anybody that's seen my brain

The brain was last seen going for a run

And would you sign an autograph for my daughter, Laura

Cause she adores ya, but I think you're shit

I've gotta look for my my brain for a bit

I stand outside and hide my eyes

Well what do you expect when you've got no mind?

Say it's a slow day, it drives me insane

Where would I be if I was my brain?

The nice nurse told me said she felt my pain

But couldn't find a single trace of my brain

Oops I did it again started playing

Forget my brain, remember my pain