Well I only brought 3, what you lookin' at me for?

She's dressed in white and putting off crying

Well you're the best man, so what's the plan?

Why don't you talk to Matty about it?

I said, I only brought 3 like I told you before

We're gonna have to ask about

Free bar, that's the point

Spilling Amaretto 'cause of previous joints

I'm sitting with a girl, fortunate placing

Preceding railing racket off a porcelain basin

Who's he? Giving it the lips?

I've never seen him knockin' about

He looks just like me, but 6 foot 3,

So I reckon you could knock him out

Well, I think I'll say a couple of words if you don't mind

I never really got on with your bird the first time

I met her out, dressed in nowt, telling everybody you were shagging about

Well, who's this? Going for the kiss,

I'm probably gonna yosh in your mouth

Because it's 5 past 3, I can hardly see and I'm on the verge of passing out