I can't remember when we met

Because she didn't have a top on

I improvised a little bit

She said my references were spot on

"Can I take you for a drink?"

She said "Oh god I'll have to think

Because we're mates it doesn't feel right?!"

And I said "It's cool" and "I was messin'"

But it's true

Yeah it's you, you're the one that makes me feel right

I've been in love with her for ages

And I can't seem to get it right

I fell in love with her in stages

My whole life

I had a dream where we had kids

You would cook, I'd do the nappies

We went to winter wonderland

And it was shit but we were happy

"I'm sorry that I'm kinda queer

It's not as weird as it appears

It's just my body doesn't stop me"

"Oh it's ok, lots of people think I'm gay

But we're friends, so it's cool, why would it not be?"

I've been in love with her for ages

And I can't seem to get it right

I fell in love with her in stages

My whole life

There's been no way for me to say

That I've felt a certain way for ages

Oh I think our story needs more pages

'Cause I've been in love with her for ages

And ages, and ages

Been in love with her for ages

And ages, and ages

I've been in love with her for ages

And ages, and ages

I've been in love with her for ages

And ages, and ages

I've been in love with you for ages

And ages, and ages

I've been in love with you for ages

And ages, and ages

I've been in love with you for ages