Verse 1:

Looking for a way to describe it

Trying to find a way to hide it

Sure as hell can?t deny it

Know I'm gonna do it again

All the people they say it

All the players they play it

Everybody's trying to lay it

But you ain't gonna find it again

Chorus:

Never saw the hurricane that hit my head

Never met the girl that's in my bed

Can?t for the life of me remember what I said

I'm never gonna drink again.

I know you?ve heard it all before

I know you expected just a bit more

But I tell you this time it's for sure.

I'm never gonna drink again.

Verse 2:

Met a blond beauty just a little bit dumb

Talked about a party said I had to come

Arrived there later felt a little lonesome

So I grabbed myself a beer.

My body's strong but my mind is numb

All I remember is trying to get some

I was just having a little bit of fun

Never meant to cause any fear.

Chorus

Verse 3:

Didn't go out last Saturday night

Just stayed home and watched a bullfight

Didn't want to drink so I drank a Miller Light

And I was having fun.

Just found out I'm a country fan.

Liked it ever since the fourteenth can

A do-wah diddy and a good God damn

And now I'm almost done.

Chorus (twice)