I′m getting hickeys from my bed bugs

I'm getting busy with a bad perfume

I′m sticking kisses to a pen drugI'm making friction with a sad vacuum

I'm getting jiggy with a rifle

I′ll pull the trigger with my eyes closed

Hoping to hit you somewhere vital

And when I miss, you come and kiss me with a smile

I′m having sex with a ghost, 'cause she knows I′m alone

She's a freak in the sheets, play it cool

I′m sleeping with a...

Sex with a ghost, 'cause she knows I′m alone

She's a freak in the sheets, play it cool

I'm sleeping with a ghoul

The only time I ever see her

Is when she′s behind me in the mirror

Even from a distance, I can hear her

Try to listen, but her whispers make my ears hurt

And on our dates, it′s never daytime

When she gets playful with a steak knife

I need a break, maybe I'll take five

Shake it up and medicate, maybe I′ll take five

I'm having sex with a ghost, ′cause she knows I'm alone

She′s a freak in the sheets, play it cool

I'm sleeping with a...

Sex with a ghost, 'cause she knows I′m alone

She′s a freak in the sheets, play it cool

I'm sleeping with a ghoul

I′m having sex with a ghost, 'cause she knows I′m alone

She's a freak in the sheets, play it cool

I′m sleeping with a...

Sex with a ghost, 'cause she knows I'm alone

She′s a freak in the sheets, play it cool

I′m sleeping with a ghoul