3 ContributorsTake a Sexy Picture of Me Lyrics

Ever since I was a little girl

I only wanted to be sexy

Nine years old

Tryna wax my legs with tape

There were some things only I can see

A little spot that can’t be lifted

On my left hand

Dig in like a car key

So you see

I’ve been having a horrible time

Of late, I get none of your sympathy

But all of the pain hits

And the fog lifts

And then it’s too much for therapy

Oh baby heed my solution

And take a sexy picture

Take a sexy picture of me

And make me look 16

Listen

I did the butcher, I did the baker

I did the home and the family maker

I did school girl fantasies

Oh, I did leg things and hand stuff

And single woman banter

Now tell me what was in it for me?

Oh, I’ve been having a horrible time

Of late, I get none of your sympathy

But all of the pain hits

And the fog lifts

And then it’s too much for therapy

Oh baby heed my solution

And take a sexy picture

Take a sexy picture of me

And make me look 15

You haven’t looked at me the same

Since I turned 27

Where goes my potential

Oh she’s up in heaven

Rest in peace to any chance of me

Dating within the station

Ah-ah, ooh-ooh, ah-ah, ooh-ooh

No doctor or Pope can grant diagnosis

I've peeled through the forums

There's no cure for old sis

But here's a message to the party girls

Dragged out by their ankles

I'm here if you need me, deep in your afters

I’ve been having a horrible time

Of late, I get none of your sympathy

But all of the pain hits

And the fog lifts

And then it’s too much for therapy

Oh baby heed my solution

And take a sexy picture

Take a sexy picture

Take a sexy picture

Can’t you see me wither

Take a sexy picture of me

And make me look 14

Or like 10

Or like five

Or like two

Like a baby

Whoever it is that you’re gonna love so you’ll be nice to me