I′m home from school and here to stay

I'll take it easy again today

Ain′t gonna work, don't need no payDon't need to work, i sleep all day

Couch slouch!

Fuck off!

My mom don′t like the way i live

She says i take, but i don′t give

My dad can't stand the way i am

He says, "damn it, just get up man"

Couch slouch!

You suck!

Awaken now and then to eat and shit

Don′t go outside 'cause i don′t fit

Society's not ready for me

Crazy assholes never will be

They never will be

Couch slouch!

Awaken now and then to eat and shit

Don′t go outside 'cause i don't fit

Society′s not ready for me

Crazy assholes never will be

They never will be