I'm falling out your room

and I'm looking like a wreck

her bloody-red blured lipstick

all over my wet neck

had an eight-hour-blackout

looks like I got in a fight

doesn't matter cause

it must have been a

damn good night

oh my morals

crawlin' on the floor

on fire, on the scene

it's all too late

my buddy says she dumped me

caus I was puckin'

on her skirt

my fuckin' new tuxedo

still layin' in the dirt

my sister got so pissed

cause her guinney-pig got fried

doesn't matter cause

it must have been a

damn good night

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