mucho gusto me llamo Bradley I'm hornier than Ron Jeremy

and if you wanna get popped in your knee

just wipe that look off your fat face

you hate me cause I got what you need

a pretty little daughter that we call mixie

if you wanna get beat psychically... it will be over in a minute if ya..

so she told me to come over and I took that trip

and then she pulled out my mushroom tip

and when it came out it went drip drip drip

I didn't know she had that GI Joe kung-fu grip

chorus: (repeat)

and it went uuh caress me down

uhh and that's the lovin' sound

when I kiss mixie it makes me feel horny

cause I'm the type of lover with the sensitivity

when she kiss my neck and tickle me fancy

she give me the right kind of love on Sunday morning

en otro lado es donde viví con mijita que se llama mixie

y su hermana si me quiere

y ahorita tenemos un bebé

sus padres sus padres me trataron matar

but they did not get to far

un poco después tuve que regresar

con un chingo de dinero cuz you know I'm a star

yo fui a Costa Rica para comer y sufriar

practicaba con la raza cuz they know who we are

sí no le dió cuenta and I bet you never will

you must be a muñeca if you're still standing still

chorus (repeat)

me gusta reggae

me gusta punk rock

pero la cosa que me gusta más es panochita

Pon la nalga en el aire if you know who you are

con el nalga en el aire empieza gritar

no tenga miedo I'm your papí

take your chones y los manden a mí

levanta levanta tienes que gritar

levanta levanta tienes que bailar

chorus (repeat)

and the girls caressed me down

and that's the lovin' sound

[Translation]:

nice to meet ya my name's bradley I'm hornier than ron jeremy ......

on the other side is where I used to live

with my girlfriend named mixie

and her sister if she wants me

and now we have a baby

her parents her parents tried to kill me

but they did not get too far

a little later I had to come back

with a shitload of money cuz you know I'm a star

I went to Costa Rica to eat and mess around

I practiced with the race (of people) cuz they know who we are

you didn't figure it out and I bet you never will

you must be a manequin if you're still standing still

chorus

I like reggae

I like punk rock

but the thing I like most of all is pussy

Put your butt in the air if you know who you are

with your butt in the air we begin to yell

don't be afraid, I'm your daddy

take your underwear and send them to me

get up, get up you have to shout

get up, get up you have to dance

chorus

and the girls ....